// today's reading
Mars squares your deployment pipeline today, Cancer. You're ready to promote an agentic system to production, but the autoscaling thresholds you inherited are going to fight you on it—they were tuned for the old workload, and nobody documented why. Trust your postmortem instincts: scale it manually first, observe the actual load pattern for six hours, then update your Terraform. The incident won't happen if you move slowly.