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$ 404tune --sign cancer --role data-scientist --date 2026-04-25

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Mercury squares your pipeline today, Cancer. You'll spot data drift in a baseline that's been running untouched for months—the kind of slow degradation you'd normally defend as acceptable variance. Push the checkpoint back, retrain with fresh data, and document why the old model's precision held up despite underfitting. Your experiments need a refresh, not an autopsy.

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